Avoidance and American Idol

I am currently in the middle of cleaning my kitchen.....and I am bored! So while my kitchen needs a good mopping I am going to write to all of you because I am a procrastinator!

The past few days have been incredibly boring with Josh not here. I never really realize how much he annoys me, keeps me company, and entertains me until he is gone! :o(

I know that I should use this opportunity to catch up on my homework, clean my house, and maybe even watch a chick flick or two, but I am not, I am as usual sitting in front of my computer writing yet another pointless blog post! There is always tomorrow, right?

So anyway on to the good stuff...........

Why is it that every year on American Idol they have one mentally challenged dumbass go on and on and on about how much Simon sucks? I do not know about the rest of America, but I think that it is getting old. No one likes Simon, this is why the show has been a hit! If there were three incredibly nice judges who coddled every bad singer to walk through the door, not ONE person would watch!! So just accept the fact that Simon is an ass, and move on already!! If you have the nerve to go audition, expect Simon to trash you! Why is this so hard to understand?

Also, what was up with the 24 year old nanny that doesn't watch rated "R" movies? I understand values, but I think that this is taking it overboard! Some of the best movies are rated R! Take " V for Vendetta" it is rated R and there is nothing wrong with this movie!! No naked hot and heavy sex scenes, not a lot of blood, and not even alot of bad language! I think that she is missing out on a lot of entertainment, and she is setting herself up for the SHOCK of a lifetime entering the music industry! On the lighter side, if she can make it past the next round she has a shot at winning! She was really good! I also thought that the girl that was a horse training cage fighter was really talented, although she won't even have to sing to get votes(if you know what I mean)!

All in all it looks like this season is going to be the same as all of the previous seasons. I should stop watching, but you know that I won't! Simon will be 85 and in a wheelchair still doing this show, and I will still be watching like a mindless idiot!

It is COLD :o(

Let me start by telling you that I LOVE snow! I really do. I love making snow angles and snowmen, I love snowball fights, and I think that there is nothing prettier than a snow covered tree.

Now let me tell you that I HATE the cold! Makes no sense right? I guess that is just typical me....I never make any sense.I hate waking up in the morning knowing that my floors are going to be freezing, I hate getting the kids in 25 layers of clothes before we leave the house at 8 a.m., and I hate that the kids can't play outside all day like they do during every other season.

It is currently 23 degrees outside, which isn't bad, but it is supposed to be 6 degrees on Sunday! Yes ladies and gentlemen SIX degrees! This is ridiculous! I will not leave my house, I will refuse to!

The kids on the other hand, LOVE it when it is cold. Sometimes I swear they aren't mine! LOL! They love sweaters and scarfs, they love gloves and hats. And they especially love waking up in the morning and getting out every blanket we own and laying on the couch with me (OK, so this part I like).

Well the point of this post is to tell you all that I am a Florida girl, born and bred, so answer me this. Why the heck is my husband in Florida on the coldest day of the year, and I am stuck here in the cold! I can imagine him in short sleeves and sunglasses, driving down the highway with the AC on. I am BITTER! :o) Not really, but does this sound fair to you? I think I should make him sleep in the cold when he gets back!

My Midnight Phone Call

My phone rang at exactly midnight last night......it was so funny that I feel the need to share with you guys! Me: Hello Drunk Guy: TIFFANY!! Me: No Drunk Guy: Can I talk to Tiffany? Me: No Drunk Guy: (sounding like he is crying) Why won't you let me talk to Tiffany? Me: Because she doesn't live here Drunk Guy: That doesn't matter, I really need to talk to her! Me: No, you are not understanding, you have the wrong number! Drunk Guy: No, I know I don't! Why are you being so mean? Why won't you let me talk to Tiffany? I really have to tell her something. Me: (getting annoyed) SERIOUSLY! She does not live here! I do not know Tiffany! Drunk Guy: Then why the hell are you answering her phone?? Me:(laughing) I didn't. Drunk Guy: Why are you f#%^ing with me? Me: I wouldn't do that, I really did not answer Tiffany's phone! Drunk Guy: FINE! I am coming over there right now! I don't know why you won't let me talk to Tiffany...so I am just coming over! Tell her I am on my way! Me: Ok, I will! Bye! HEHE! I love screwing with people! ( I know sick, right? But the guy woke me up at midnight, he had it coming!) :o)

I Love Photoshop!!

Just had to show all of you this adorable picture photoshopped for a calendar I am making! This one is for January. Enjoy! :o)

Lexi's First Day of Preschool!

Yesterday was Lexi's first day of preschool, well ok I guess that it is pre-preschool, if that makes sense! She will be attending this preschool until the fall when she will attend Community Nursery, just like her big sister.I am just taking her here in order to prepare her for the transition into preschool. She will go on Tuesdays for an hour.

Lexi did really well. I was impressed. She looked kind of hesitant when her teacher came out to get her. I think that it was at that moment that she realized that Mommy would not be coming with her. After she gave me the saddest look that I have ever seen, she went with the teacher and acted like a big girl. While she did not cry, I bawled. I really expected her to throw a fit and make me come into the class with her. I know that is good that she didn't, but I kind of wish that she would have! The only time that she cried for me was when she ran head first into another little boy in the gym. My baby girl is growing up!!

The school that she is attending has a different theme every week, and this week was P.J. week, so all of the pics look a little funny. It is odd that Lexi's first pictures of going to preschool are all in her p.j.'s and slippers, but oh well! They are cute anyway!!

Resident Evil:Extinction

Josh and I just watched Resident Evil:Extinction.

It was an excellent movie, all the way until the end! What is up with a movie that has no ending?? It left a million questions unanswered, the main character did not even accomplish anything, and half of the cast died! What the hell?

I am severely annoyed!! While I am sure that there is going to be a Resident Evil 4, it is still frustrating that I have to wait! There I go being a spoiled brat again! haha Oh well, I am done venting for the night! Hope that you all have had an excellent weekend so far!

Family Game Night

The kids have been anxious to try out some of the games that they got for Christmas, so tonight we tried Kerplunk. This was my favorite game when I was a kid. I was SO excited that we found it! So Bianka and Lexi helped put all of the marbles in and then we one by one pulled out the sticks. I have no idea how, but we played like ten times, and I lost every time!! I was amazed to see that the girls did really well with taking turns, and they were really good sports too! Bianka actually put some of my marbles in her dish so that I could win once! It was really cute. Because tonight went so well I have deemed every Friday night family game night! I am kind of excited that the girls are old enough now to be able to sit down and participate in family activities without it being a living nightmare!

Have you ever sat down and realized that your kids are growing up, and you haven't even noticed? It is sad really. I would have never imagined the Lexi would get the concept of a board game, or be patient enough to play it. It is amazing how time passes and you think that everything stays the same, but things are changing all the time, you just don't pay enough attention to notice it. At least that is how my life has been lately. It is easy to get caught up in the everyday craziness and not pay attention to the things that really matter.

YAY! Emily has a blog!

My favorite sister-in-law has decided to start blogging! She is a journalist by profession, and one of the funniest people I know(I mean this in a good way) so her blog should prove to be interesting reading!! Enjoy people!!

http://emily-justanotherday.blogspot.com/

And for goodness sakes leave her some comments!!

Bianka is feeling better :o)

Bianka has been home for 24 hours and all is well so far! She is a little sluggish, but that is to be expected. She is just layig on the couch with her faithful sidekick Boo Boo. Hopefully she will be up to speed by Monday! She is looking forward to gewtting back to school and dance, and everything else that she does. Lets keep our fingers crossed!! :o)

Celebrity Apprentice

Ok, I know that Omarosa was on the Apprentice before, but how in the world does that make her a celebrity? HELLO she was FIRED! She didn't even win! If you can be a celebrity just by being a stupid bitch....then EVERYONE should know my name! I thought the point of this was to raise money for charity? Who does she know that will donate?

It was Omarosa's idea to not "sell" celebrity (maybe because she is not one)and then the poor Playboy Bunny got fired for it! I agree that Tiffany may not have been the brightest crayon in the box, but she did nothing wrong! All I can say is I want to see Gene Simmons and Omarosa go head to head!

KISS THIS OMAROSA!!

100 Things About Me( I am bored, I stole this from my cousin!)

1. I love bubble gum!
2. I am a black belt
3. I miss Evansville
4. I am always tired, but can never sleep
5. I am madly in love with my husband
6. He is a real ass sometimes
7. I always think that I am dying of some weird disease
8. I believe this comes from my mother
9. Bianka and Lexi make me laugh everyday
10. I think that my ears are HUGE!
11. I want to lose like 100 pounds
12. I do not think that it will ever happen
13. I wish that I could be more understanding
14. My feet are ticklish
15. I cannot blow bubbles
16. I am dreading going back to school on Monday
17. My house is a disaster
18. I can't whistle
19. I hate washing silverware
20. I LOVE sappy chick flicks
21. My first love was Luke Perry lol
22. I think that my nephew is one of the greatest kids I have ever known
23. My mother in law drives me insane
24. But I love her......sometimes :o)
25. I have the greatest friends a girl could ask for
26. I have the worst ex's of anyone that I know
27. Besides Josh...Sheila was crazy
28. My best friend is my husbands ex girlfriend
29. And now my sister in law
30. I want another baby
31. But Josh says no
32. He can be an ass sometimes
33. I swear Lexi is going to beat the heck out of her sister one of these days
34. Then Bink is going to give it back to her
35. My favorite drink is Baileys on the rocks
36. I get stupid when I drink
37. I got married when I was 17
38. I would do it again in a heartbeat
39. I have a freckle on my arm that looks like a ufo landed there
40. I didn't wear sleeveless shirts until I was 17 because of it
41. I miss my Grandpa every second of every day
42. If I had twins I would name them Hailey and Hannah
43. Josh would die if we had twins! :o)
44. My friend Mark wants to move to Alaska
45. He says that I can come if Josh doesn't get mad,haha
46. If I had a million dollars I would probably blow it
47. But I would have some nice stuff!
48. I can speak Korean
49. I failed French
50. My favorite TV show is Greys Anatomy
51. I have a HUGE family
52. But I never get to see them
53. I want to live in a city
54. I like to cook in the middle of the night
55. Bubble baths make me sneeze
56. I think that cartoons suck these days
57. Whatever happened to the Smurfs??
58. Right now Chicken Alfredo sounds yummy
59. I would live in Pj's if I could
60. I have an obsession with purses
61. Everything had to match
62. People who wear brown and black together annoy me
63. or navy blue and black
64. PINK and RED do not match!!
65. Josh thinks that I am color blind
66. I probably am
67. My brother let me watch Nightmare on Elm Street when I was 5
68. I still have nightmares, haha
69. I hate stupid comedy's (the office, airplane, scary movie)
70. I love Lindsay Lohan and Hillary Duff movies (lame, I know)
71. I watch the Disney Channel when the kids aren't even here
72. I am HORRIBLE at calling people back!
73. I think that stupid people should wear a sign
74. I HATE Larry The Cable Guy
75. It is something about his voice
76. I love to fly, but can't stand taking off
77. I WANT TO GO BACK TO VEGAS
78. I am my husbands bad luck charm
79. He can't win when I am with him
80. I am addicted to the Wheel of Fortune slots
81. I think that Jean Claude Van Damm is HOTT
82. I have always had a thing for redheads
83. My husband hair is black....go figure!
84. My Grandpa taught me how to gamble
85. He always let me win
86. My Christmas tree is still up
87. I am getting tired of writing
88. College is harder than I expected it to be
89. I pay no attention to politics
90. It pisses my mom off
91. Eight more things after this
92. I would rather wreck my car than hit an animal
93. Only if my kids aren't in the car
94. I am a sucker for stray animals
95. This pisses my husband off
96. I had a pet goat named Babe when I was a kid
97. She kicked down our door and ate all of my Mom's plants
98. I am still laughing about that one
99. ALMOST DONE
100. I wish my Grandpa could have known my kids

Thanks Sandy!

My friend Sandy sent me this little video that she made of her daughter today, and I thought that it was reall cool! It was easy to make, and my kids got a kick out of it! Scroll to the bottom of this page to view Bianka's Alphabet Adventure( I could not figure out how to add it to this post) or go to this link: http://www.myabcadventure.com/index.htm?movieid=6D1616A5-7D9E-4527-824A-63903F782943 Enjoy everyone!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

WOW!! New Years was interesting this year!! First of all I want to thank Tracie and Sandy for still talking to me!(my kids and I kinda ruined the night) Lets start at the begining! The night was started out with me taking a nap. Well I woke up late, no big deal. We got the kids in the car and headed over to Rob and Tracie's for our party. We were already late, I had a headache, and Lexi decides to throw up all over the car! YAY!!!! We turn around and go home, get Lexi changed, and head back to Rob and Tracie's. As soon as I walked in the door I felt ill. I had to run to their bathroom and I stayed there or on the couch sleeping for the remainder of the night! HAPPY FREAKING NEW YEAR TO ME!! Apparantly, while I am sick in my friends bedroom passed out, Josh and the kids were having a good time. Bianka was excited to be with her friends and that we were letting her stay up late. Josh was drinking beer with the guys and I do not even think he noticed that I was gone. Meanwhile what we thought was just car sickness for Lexi was not. About halfway through the night she started to get sick again. As soon as she started feeling bad, I began to feel better. I felt SO bad for her! We just kind of let her lay around, and didn't think much about it(my kids are always sick). And I tried to play some games with my friends. I made it to midnight, kissed my husband, took some pictures, and made the biggest mistake EVER! I ate some very delicious food! This was the downfall of the night. You have to understand.....my friend Tracie made my FAVORITE meatballs, I had clam dip, and there was all kinds of really good nut rolls and fudge and mint candy. You would think that I would have been smarter than to eat it all......but I wasn't. :o( I decided that it would be better if we went home for the night, and it is a good thing that we did! I went to bed sick as a dog, and I woke up to Josh taking Lexi to the hospital. She was burning up and throwing up again. He was at the hospital with her until 5am. Again, HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Turns out that she has an ear infection, and she was dehydrated. She had to get a shot of antibiotics and then they let her come home. Needless to say we all slept in on New Year's day. Lexi was seeming to feel better, and so was I. So we had a lazy day. We were all winding down and watching a movie when Bink started to get sick.:o( After about her 5th time of throwing up we decided to take her in to the hospital. My sister came over to watch Lexi and thank God she did! Bianka was severly dehydrated, and they admitted her after three shots of anti-nausea meds and two bags of IV fluids were not working. We spent the next two days at the hospital. My little girl was such a trooper!! Thank God it was just the stomach flu! All I have to say is next New Years we are not leaving the house. I am ignoring the holiday! If I ignore it nothing bad will happen. When I make plans and have things to do, something always happens! I hope that everyone else had a wonderful New Year!!

Just Playing With Some Pictures!

I was just playing with Picasa Pictures, and thought this was cute.....So enjoy!! :o)

Bored,Tired,Worried

So I am still at the hospital with little miss Bink. It doesn't look
like she is going to get to come home today. She is feeling a little
bit better, just not enough for them to send her home. I hope that we
will be out of here by morning.

I am sleep deprived and starving. I don't want to eat in front of Bink
because she can't eat. So I just have not eaten. I guess that's what I
can do now. I am going to go get some yummy hospital cafeteria food!
Wish me luck!!!

Chrissy Wagner :o)
chrissydeon@aol.com
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Bianka is in the hospital

My baby girl is sick. :o(

We brought her to the ER last night because she wouldn't stop throwing
up. She is dehydrated and sick. They have her on IV fluids, and she
has to wait until she isn't sick to her stomach anymore before they
will let us leave. I am hoping that she can come home tonight, but it
is looking more like tomorrow.

Bink is such a trooper!! They have had to poke and stick her and she
hasn't complained.

I will update you guys when we get home!! Think good thoughts!! Love
to all!

Kids are Fun!!

I can not tell you how much fun we had on the way home from Indiana! We decided to stop at the Louisville Science Center, and it was well worth it! The girls look at everything with wonder in their eyes. I would love to be a kid again and have that kind of amazement inside of me! Wouldn't it be nice if adults could look at things the way that children do? To not have all of the skepticism and doubt in our minds? To just believe would be a wonderful feeling!

The girls played with everything that they could, and I have to say that Josh and I probably had just as much fun as they did just by watching them. Bink's favorite was the "Be in a Bubble" exhibit that they had, and Lexi's favorite was the wildlife exhibit.

We ended our little excursion with a trip to the Hard Rock Cafe. Bianka was fascinated with all of the memorabilia on the walls, and Lexi couldn't have cared less! ha ha

Can You Say Chuck-E-CHEESE??

Bianka and Alexis got to go to Chuck-E-Cheese with their favorite cousins, Chloe and Calle, on Saturday. They had a blast, but Josh and I about lost our minds! I have never seen such a busy place!! OMG it was unreal!! I had fun, of course, but it made me very nervous. Josh and I got to spend some time with George and Emily(My favorite person in the whole wide world!)and we had a nice lunch a BW3s.

Christmas With Sherry!

After Christmas with Rick and Julie we headed over to Josh's Mom's to do the whole thing over!! Let me tell you the kids were in heaven!! I can't blame them.....what kid has not one but FOUR Christmas's!!

Enjoy the pics!! :o)

Christmas with Rick and Julie!!

After delays at Josh's work, my incompetent packing, whiny children, and a 7 hour drive we finally made it to Evansville LATE Thursday night. I love that we get to go see our family every year at Christmas. It is so nice that even though we live so far away that the kids get to spend special time with them every year.

Julie and Rick went WAY overboard on presents for the kids!! We had a van full coming back! These presents included these little cheerleader dolls from HELL!! They were adorable at first...then they were annoying.....then I wanted to chop their cute little heads off!! haha(Thanks Jules!!)

We got to spend time with Josh's brother and sister-in-law. The kids have a blast with them(because they are just big kids themselves) and Josh always loves to see his brother.

We went to Josh's Mimi and Papaw's on Saturday. I hate that we never have enough time to spend over there. It seems like we have to stop in and run! The kids always seem to be tired and cranky. I know that they enjoy seeing them anyway, I just wish for once that they could see the girls when they are being sweet and nice, not tired and whiny!!

All in all it was a wonderful time with the Family! I just wish that we had more time to spend with everyone.

Mommy Stress!!

We are getting ready to leave for Evansville (YAY!) but I am stressing! Does anyone else feel like since you have had kids you have to pack the house with you just to go away for the weekend? I am serious.....we have three suitcases already packed, two bags of toys, two bags of bath toys, and we ARE NOT DONE!! I do not think that there is gonna be any room in the car for the kids! I still have to pack pillows, blankets, and all of the Christmas presents for the family in Evansville!! AHHHHHH!!

Things sure change when you have kids......I know that I should know this already......but it never ceases to amaze me! I remember when Josh and I used to decide to go away for the weekend and not pack anything. We would just buy what we needed when we got wherever we were going!

OK well thanks for listening to me ramble on! I hope that all of you had a Merry Christmas!! Here is a pic to make you smile if you are stressed out like me! :o)

CHRISTMAS DAY!!

I LOVE CHRISTMAS!!

This is my favorite time of year! This year has been hectic and crazy, but when I see the faces of my kids when they come down the stairs on Christmas morning to see if Santa has come, it makes everything worth it! The girls were so happy this year! Bianka had a list that seemed to never end, and Lexi learned about Santa this year, so she never stopped talking about him! Lexi was so excited about Santa that we had to take her to see him at the mall three times! Bink is really into Hannah Montana this year, so we tried to find everything for her that we could. I can not believe how popular that girl is!!

We did the traditional dinner at my Mom's on Christmas Eve, then we headed home to wrap. OMG!! I do not know if anyone else out there waited until Christmas Eve to wrap, if you did I am so sorry for you! With working and school I just didn't have time to do it any other time this year. We were up until one in the morning, and Bianka and Lexi had us up at 5:25!!We opened presents until about eight, and the we headed over to Mom's for round 2!

Here are some pics of our Christmas at home, pics from our Christmas in Evansville will be coming soon!!