My Midnight Phone Call

My phone rang at exactly midnight last night......it was so funny that I feel the need to share with you guys! Me: Hello Drunk Guy: TIFFANY!! Me: No Drunk Guy: Can I talk to Tiffany? Me: No Drunk Guy: (sounding like he is crying) Why won't you let me talk to Tiffany? Me: Because she doesn't live here Drunk Guy: That doesn't matter, I really need to talk to her! Me: No, you are not understanding, you have the wrong number! Drunk Guy: No, I know I don't! Why are you being so mean? Why won't you let me talk to Tiffany? I really have to tell her something. Me: (getting annoyed) SERIOUSLY! She does not live here! I do not know Tiffany! Drunk Guy: Then why the hell are you answering her phone?? Me:(laughing) I didn't. Drunk Guy: Why are you f#%^ing with me? Me: I wouldn't do that, I really did not answer Tiffany's phone! Drunk Guy: FINE! I am coming over there right now! I don't know why you won't let me talk to Tiffany...so I am just coming over! Tell her I am on my way! Me: Ok, I will! Bye! HEHE! I love screwing with people! ( I know sick, right? But the guy woke me up at midnight, he had it coming!) :o)